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Our "Tones of Turd" palette is finally a reality, and this time it's no joke! What started as an April Fool's joke can now be ordered.
Not a fan of toilet humor? Then discover the "Grounded" palette, the more sophisticated, earthy sister of "Tones of Turd," with the same colors but without the cheeky names. 😉
26 mm magnetic pans
4 multichromes
1 intense metallic shimmer
10 pigmented, smooth matte colors
💩 Tones of Turd: Color descriptions 💩
A very serious glossary for a very unserious palette
GHOST WIPE – When you wipe... and there's nothing there. A true miracle.
BABY POOP – That mustard-colored mess you'll never forget (even if you try).
RUNNY HUNNY – Suspiciously liquid. Definitely not honey.
NO. 2 – The classic. The reason we're all here.
LOG JAM – A blockage of epic proportions. Get the plunger.
DUMP & DAZZLE – A glamorous emptying, followed by a sparkle in your eyes.
TRIPLE FLUSH – Because once just wasn't enough.
TURTLE HEADING – You know the feeling. It's already peeking out.
PLUGGED UP – When things get... stuck. Help.
CORNY SURPRISE – You didn't eat any corn, but there it is.
CROP DUST – A silent killer. Flee the scene.
BOWEL BABE – She's regular, hydrated, and thriving.
SWEET RELIEF – That euphoric glow after a bowel movement.
POTTY MOUTH – Not suitable for polite company.
SKID MARK – The haunting evidence that remains.
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We ship your order securely and with tracking from Konstanz (Germany). The specific shipping methods and costs available will be displayed to you at checkout before you complete your order.
The same shipping conditions apply to Germany and Austria. Free DHL standard shipping from [price]. €100 Order value. All shipments include tracking and are insured up to CHF 500.
Shipping from Germany with no additional customs fees. All shipments include tracking and are insured up to CHF 500.
Secure shipping to Poland including tracking. Choose between DHL and DHL Express at checkout.
Secure shipping including tracking. Choose between DHL and DHL Express at checkout.
Due to recurring difficulties with local postal services, we ship to these countries exclusively via DHL Express.
Shipping from Germany with no additional customs fees. All shipments include tracking and are insured up to CHF 500.
Fast shipping with DHL Express including shipment tracking.
Ireland, Croatia, Hungary, Denmark, Luxembourg, Portugal, Slovenia, Slovakia, Czech Republic, Latvia, Estonia and Lithuania.
Fast shipping with DHL Express. Taxes, customs duties and other import charges are not included.
Among others, Albania, Andorra, and Gibraltar. Shipping is via DHL Express; taxes and customs duties are not included.
Shipping is via Deutsche Post PDDP. Import duties and taxes are already included in the product price; shipping costs are excluded.
Not all areas are served by DHL. Please contact us via email or Instagram before placing your order so we can check delivery availability for your postcode.
For deliveries to Switzerland and Liechtenstein, the purchase agreement is concluded between the buyer and MeinEinkauf AG, St. Gallen (CHE-331.561.017 VAT). MeinEinkauf handles customs clearance, invoicing, and delivery. This service is included in the purchase price and any applicable shipping costs.
Fast and reliable shipping to numerous countries worldwide. Exact availability and final price will be displayed at checkout.
Australia, New Zealand
Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emirates, Singapore, China, Japan, India, South Korea, Thailand, Malaysia, Sri Lanka and Taiwan.
United States and Canada. Taxes and customs duties are not included.
Argentina, Bolivia, Cook Islands, Costa Rica, Curaçao, Dominica, Dominican Republic, Ecuador, El Salvador, Falkland Islands, Fiji, Greenland, Guadeloupe, Guatemala, Haiti, Honduras, Jamaica, Colombia, Martinique, Montserrat, Panama, Paraguay, Peru, Uruguay, Venezuela, Benin, Cape Verde, Madagascar, Mauritania, Mauritius, Seychelles, Armenia, Bangladesh, Bhutan, Brunei Darussalam, Georgia, Cambodia, Laos, Mongolia, Myanmar, Nepal, Macau, Vietnam, Bahamas, Barbados, Belize, Bermuda, Grenada and St. Martin.
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| Product variants |
| Our "Tones of Turd" palette is finally a reality, and this time it's no joke! What started as an April Fool's joke can now be ordered. Not a fan of toilet humor? Then discover the "Grounded" palette, the more sophisticated, earthy sister of "Tones of Turd," with the same colors but without the cheeky names. 😉 26 mm magnetic pans 4 multichromes 1 intense metallic shimmer 10 pigmented, smooth matte colors
💩 Tones of Turd: Color descriptions 💩 A very serious glossary for a very unserious palette GHOST WIPE – When you wipe... and there's nothing there. A true miracle. BABY POOP – That mustard-colored mess you'll never forget (even if you try). RUNNY HUNNY – Suspiciously liquid. Definitely not honey. NO. 2 – The classic. The reason we're all here. LOG JAM – A blockage of epic proportions. Get the plunger. DUMP & DAZZLE – A glamorous emptying, followed by a sparkle in your eyes. TRIPLE FLUSH – Because once just wasn't enough. TURTLE HEADING – You know the feeling. It's already peeking out. PLUGGED UP – When things get... stuck. Help. CORNY SURPRISE – You didn't eat any corn, but there it is. CROP DUST – A silent killer. Flee the scene. BOWEL BABE – She's regular, hydrated, and thriving. SWEET RELIEF – That euphoric glow after a bowel movement. POTTY MOUTH – Not suitable for polite company. SKID MARK – The haunting evidence that remains.
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€65,50
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€65,50
Regular price
| Glaminatrix Cosmetics |
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Our "Tones of Turd" palette is finally a reality, and this time it's no joke! What started as an April Fool's joke can now be ordered.
Not a fan of toilet humor? Then discover the "Grounded" palette, the more sophisticated, earthy sister of "Tones of Turd," with the same colors but without the cheeky names. 😉
26 mm magnetic pans
4 multichromes
1 intense metallic shimmer
10 pigmented, smooth matte colors
💩 Tones of Turd: Color descriptions 💩
A very serious glossary for a very unserious palette
GHOST WIPE – When you wipe... and there's nothing there. A true miracle.
BABY POOP – That mustard-colored mess you'll never forget (even if you try).
RUNNY HUNNY – Suspiciously liquid. Definitely not honey.
NO. 2 – The classic. The reason we're all here.
LOG JAM – A blockage of epic proportions. Get the plunger.
DUMP & DAZZLE – A glamorous emptying, followed by a sparkle in your eyes.
TRIPLE FLUSH – Because once just wasn't enough.
TURTLE HEADING – You know the feeling. It's already peeking out.
PLUGGED UP – When things get... stuck. Help.
CORNY SURPRISE – You didn't eat any corn, but there it is.
CROP DUST – A silent killer. Flee the scene.
BOWEL BABE – She's regular, hydrated, and thriving.
SWEET RELIEF – That euphoric glow after a bowel movement.
POTTY MOUTH – Not suitable for polite company.
SKID MARK – The haunting evidence that remains.
